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"Reproductive rights" is a very strange term. Does it mean the right to reproduce i.e. have children? Do we need a license to have children? I guess you did in China. If you didn't have the license, the fetus was aborted.

Maybe there should be Intercourse Licenses. Meet someone in a bar or at a church social and both parties have to show their Intercourse License to the other. Maybe have a Fucking License Punch Card allowing only so many fucks per month depending on how much money one pays the state.

Undercover agents would go out into society (both sexes, well, all sexes) to make sure people were complying with their Intercourse and Fucking Licenses.

To get an Intercourse License, you would have to pass a test. It would be timed for men and women would be judged on a 1 to 10 scale like gymnastics.

Once you have your Intercourse License, then you would have to pay for the Fucking License Punch Card every month at the Post Office.

Oh, it would solve so many problems. One more way to put the (well, you know who) in jail. It would also limit population and bring in a ton of money to the state.

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