And the Winner is...

Plus a few extra added ingreidants

Considering the time the World’s Most Deliberative Body is spending deliberating Sen. “Lurch” Fetterman’s work attire, one might conclude Chuck Schumer’s unilateral decision to change the Senate Dress Code threatens the future of the Free World. In fact, it amply demonstrates the dearth of class, intelligence and respect ‘elected leaders’ have for the nation’s historical institutions; ‘laughing stock’ comes to mind. No surprise, really. Congress has been jabbing its thumb in the eyes of Americans since it first dissed the restraints of the Constitution. Irrespective of Senatorial sleaze, hats off to the NY Post and FOX for demonstrating NYCs legacy dining establishments have more guts, brains and taste than Schmuck Schumer. Read about their brilliant trolling here.

Moving on…

Time to announce the Big Winner of the “And You Say” challenge thrown down here last week. (If you are one of our newest BWW readers, you can catch up on my Substack web site.). Honorable Mention goes to susanb! Here are some of her spot-on comments:

“The Republicans have to grow a pair…OMG I have never seen such a weak group of people…There ARE more of us than THEM. We must unite. I am hopeful that the masses will not comply this time.”

Susanb, the Republicans lack of anatomical necessities for political life is tragically well known. While there are a few who could make it passed Grey’s Anatomy charts, only a massive turnout 11/24 will provide some measure of hope in preserving the Republic. Sadly, I’m not optimistic.

Our winner, Hugh Turley, aka “President Larry”, gets the Big Prize with this stunning entry:

“Peaceful non-violent protest. Don’t vote, do not participate, and on Election Day picket the polls to protest the fraud. Next demand a monarch, someone reasonable, like, oh, Brian Wilson. King Brian’s only responsibility will be protecting his loyal subjects. In exchange he gets a pile of gold and jewels and a castle. I’m sure he’ll find qualified ministers to manage the affairs of the kingdom.”

A monarchy! How perfect is that? “Qualified ministers”…hmmm…Tucker Carlson comes to mind. OTOH, since we’ve all been raised with the ideal of ‘self-governance’, why not stick with that? Who could govern you better than you? Our new motto “There’s no government like no government; no Government, know Peace.”

 Congrats to the Winners! And thanks to all who…participated. Sadly, budgetary constraints brought about by oppressive government taxes limit the size and number of trophies to award.

Reminder: My Irregular Unsolicited Prediction will be tested in less than 72 hours! Hopefully, you’ve visited Popcornopolis and reinforced your cupboard with extra kernels! Be sure to catch the Two and Only podcast Thursday with my co-conspirator, writer James Bovard to check on accuracy ofmy crystal sphere and what will be one helluva good time! Watch your Inbox!  

 Speaking of Predictions, regardless how accurate Wednesday’s effort may be or not, my Irregular Unsolicited Christmas Prediction will be coming soon - but not now. Recliner Chair Maintenance for the GOP donnybrook beckons!

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