FAT HARRY!

An icon is born!

 If you didn’t hear it, you likely heard about it!

Donald Trump, speaking with both barrels to 19K supporters in Uniondale (Long Island), NY, told New Yorkers to “get their asses out to vote" on November 5!

"Patriotic New Yorkers must get your asses out to vote," Trump said.

He then referenced "Harry," whether as an actual person or a stand-in for the apathetic American voter, telling him to get off the couch and vote for him.

"Harry get up Harry, Harry get your fat ass out off the couch… you're gonna vote for Trump today, Harry…Get up, Harry, let's go."

No surprise the crowd went wild!

And why not? The country, the media, the government, and the politicians are wrapped so tight, a splash of in-your-face sarcasm/comedy can be as refreshing as a perfect Margarita on a hot summer night.

Of course, the Blow-Dried set – the MSM TV anchors, reporters, and pundits – void of any sense of humor whatsoever didn’t get it! No joke! Panelists on “CNN This Morning” “were mystified (of course) … curious why he was rallying in a state he was highly unlikely to win.”

It’s gotta be tough to be an objective CNN panelist.

"I don't even know what to do with that," said Kendra Barkoff, a former press secretary for President Joe Biden. "I mean, it's crazy to me, first of all, the swearing is so inappropriate on something like that, but why are you pushing New Yorkers – that is a blue state, so I'm just sort of mind-boggled by the entirety of it."

Right! Only campaign in the states you know you’re going to win! Brilliant strategy! Could she have gotten an early peek at the pallets of pre-signed phony ballots already? A “former press secretary for President Joe Biden”, she must have trained the brilliant Binder, Karine Jean-Pierre.

The best knee-slapper was Mike Dubke. The “White House communications director in the early months of Trump's presidency, was at a loss.”  But he had this howler:

"I don't know who Harry is," Dubke said. "I don't know who Harry is. I thought that was the question I was going to get. I mean, look, we've had a normalization of swearing on the campaign trail. President Biden was swearing left and right in the final days before he dropped out of the race. It is beyond me, I agree with you. We should... let's get back to, you know, shut the front door instead of using profanity."

Mikey must be as sharp as a squash. While everyone else is whooping it up at the party, you can depend on Mikey to be the one who says: “I don’t get it”. For those guys, that’s not all they don’t get. Anyone who believes saying “ass” is a “normalization of swearing” must have been raised by a coven of prudes.

It went on…

"I mean, he's normalized swearing already in our politics," said host Kasie Hunt, "but insulting the voters on the couch in the way that they may or may not look."

Yikes! Look what WOKE has done! As stated numerous times, now available for all to see and hear: Sarcasm is dead. Only the Seriously Intelligent can speak and comprehend it anymore.

I’d wager seriously inflated fiat bux, some sharp entrepreneur out there is gonna grab this by the horns. “Fat Harry” t-shirts will be available online, maybe on the Trump Campaign site, any day now! On the back, “Get your fat ass off the couch! Vote Trump!”

Let me know when you see them! (I’m XL)

BW