I don’t think one needs own a farm to understand, with clarity, the voluminous quantities of poop the average animal deposits in a multitude of rather surprising locations.
On rare occasion, “Fido,” (names have been changed to protect the innocent,) the family’s beloved, “beagledor,” has managed to surprise even me by depositing said poop in the right shoe of my favorite pair of handcrafted, fleece lined, sheepskin slippers.
I genuinely believe that it was not deposited out of malice, because, “Fido,” has been a true compatriot when it comes to, (in self defense despite what the Mrs. would say,) innocent mischief around the house. He’s a good boy, and a real wise guy too. No, it wasn’t malice, it was more akin to, “Hey Papa, how’s that for some quality aiming?”
Great article on the hobby farm that teaches people about agriculture! I spottily remembered that from many months ago. It was good to catch up with it.
"They are so convinced of their superiority, they never bother to look." Great line about our "elites".
Always a fan of succinct summation.
I don’t think one needs own a farm to understand, with clarity, the voluminous quantities of poop the average animal deposits in a multitude of rather surprising locations.
On rare occasion, “Fido,” (names have been changed to protect the innocent,) the family’s beloved, “beagledor,” has managed to surprise even me by depositing said poop in the right shoe of my favorite pair of handcrafted, fleece lined, sheepskin slippers.
I genuinely believe that it was not deposited out of malice, because, “Fido,” has been a true compatriot when it comes to, (in self defense despite what the Mrs. would say,) innocent mischief around the house. He’s a good boy, and a real wise guy too. No, it wasn’t malice, it was more akin to, “Hey Papa, how’s that for some quality aiming?”
Did I say wise guy, or was that wisenheimer?
Thanks for your post, it was inspiring.
Wisenheimer...newest AKC breed (Not for Show!)
😂 Excellent commentary!
Great article on the hobby farm that teaches people about agriculture! I spottily remembered that from many months ago. It was good to catch up with it.
That was her first one. Her newest was just posted on TFP.
Just saw the new one on the FP home page. Looks like she'll be a regular columnist for them.
Farm Life Happens...
Even happier now to have been raised on a poultry farm.